With more front than Redcar and the cumulative I.Q. of a rubber duck, these two teenage wannabes are destined for stardom! Martine wants to be Jordan. Natalie wants to be an actress. With a granddad losing his marbles and a friend who never had any, Natalie struggles to keep her life on track. Buckets of emotion and barrels of belly laughs abound in this premiere play from the acclaimed author of Studs and Like a Virgin.| 1 Jun 02 | Trinity Theatre and Arts Centre Tunbridge Wells, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 May 02 to 31 May 02 | South Hill Park Arts Centre, Wilde Theatre Bracknell, Berkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 May 02 | Playhouse Norwich, Norfolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 May 02 | Regal Centre Worksop, Nottinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 May 02 | Mumford Theatre Cambridge, Cambridgeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 22 May 02 | Civic Theatre Doncaster, South Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 May 02 | Trinity Arts Centre Gainsborough, Lincolnshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 18 May 02 | The Point Eastleigh, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 May 02 | Civic Theatre Rotherham, South Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 May 02 to 15 May 02 | Arts Centre Rotherham, South Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 May 02 to 11 May 02 | Lawrence Batley Theatre Huddersfield, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 May 02 | Arc Theatre Trowbridge, Wiltshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 May 02 | Old Town Hall Arts Centre Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 May 02 | Camberley Theatre (previously Artslink) Camberley, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 May 02 | Phoenix Theatre Blyth, Northumberland Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 May 02 | Town Hall Bishop Auckland, County Durham Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Apr 02 to 26 Apr 02 | Donald Roy Theatre Hull, Humberside Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 24 Apr 02 | Brewhouse Burton-on-Trent, Staffordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Apr 02 | South Holland Centre Spalding, Lincolnshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Apr 02 | Cryer Arts (formerly Charles Cryer Studio Theatre) Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 18 Apr 02 | The Maltings Ely, Cambridgeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Apr 02 to 17 Apr 02 | Brighton Komedia Brighton, East Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 Apr 02 to 13 Apr 02 | Theatre Royal Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Apr 02 | Guild Hall and Charter Theatre Preston, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Apr 02 | Sixth From College Theatre Oldham, Greater Manchester Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 Apr 02 | The Gate Goole, East Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 Apr 02 | Buxton Opera House Buxton, Derbyshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Apr 02 | Queen's Hall Widnes, Cheshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 29 Mar 02 to 30 Mar 02 | Darwen Library Theatre Darwen, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 27 Mar 02 | Wakefield Arts Centre Wakefield, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 26 Mar 02 | City Varieties Music Hall Leeds, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Mar 02 | Town Hall Arts Centre Haverhill, Suffolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 Mar 02 to 22 Mar 02 | Plowright Theatre Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 Mar 02 | Town Hall Theatre Hartlepool, Cleveland Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Mar 02 | Valley Community Theatre Liverpool, Merseyside Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 Mar 02 | The Forum Barrow-in-Furness, Cumbria Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Mar 02 | Pontardawe Arts Centre Swansea, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Mar 02 | Muni Arts Centre Pontypridd, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Mar 02 | Strode Theatre Street, Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Feb 02 to 2 Mar 02 | Hull Truck Theatre Hull, Humberside Performance Details => Venue archive |
