British establishment say I can t have a passport because I send one of Her Majesty s ministers to jail. Bollocks! Jonathan Aitken, like Jeffery Archer, was put in jail because judge and jury say he s a cheat and a liar. All I Want is a British Passport! is a thought-provoking satire on the government, authority and immigration, which examines Mohamed Al Fayed s exhaustive quest to gain a British passport. A witty insight into the mind of the man with the most famous| 24 Mar 06 to 26 Mar 06 | Watermans Arts Centre Outer London Greater London |
| 19 May 05 to 21 May 05 | Theatre Royal Bath Bath & North East Somerset |
| 24 Nov 04 to 25 Nov 04 | Arts Depot Outer London Greater London |
| 20 Sep 04 to 25 Sep 04 | Sheffield Theatres Sheffield South Yorkshire |
| 1 Mar 04 to 13 Mar 04 | Soho Theatre Inner London Greater London |
| 21 Oct 03 to 25 Oct 03 | Soho Theatre Inner London Greater London |
