Devastated that a dodgy refereeing decision has condemned their beloved football team to relegation, Cliff and Degsy seek retribution by abducting the referee. As their half-baked plan goes increasingly awry, the captivated official has his Christian faith to draw on whereas his clueless captors can barely muster a coherent thought between them.| 25 May 06 | Chelmsford Theatre Chelmsford, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 May 06 | Arc Theatre Trowbridge, Wiltshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 May 06 | Darwen Library Theatre Darwen, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 May 06 to 13 May 06 | Yvonne Arnaud Theatre Guildford, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 May 06 | South Hill Park Arts Centre, Wilde Theatre Bracknell, Berkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 27 Apr 06 | Coliseum Theatre Oldham, Greater Manchester Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 Apr 06 | Square Chapel Arts Centre Halifax, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 18 Apr 06 | Guildhall Theatre Derby, Derbyshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 13 Apr 06 | The Met Bury, Greater Manchester Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Apr 06 | Castle Theatre Wellingborough, Northamptonshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
