Devastated that a dodgy refereeing decision has condemned their beloved football team to relegation, Cliff and Degsy seek retribution by abducting the referee. As their half-baked plan goes increasingly awry, the captivated official has his Christian faith to draw on whereas his clueless captors can barely muster a coherent thought between them.| 28 Nov 00 | Darlington Arts Centre Darlington, County Durham Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 Nov 00 | Arts Centre Rotherham, South Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Oct 00 | New Wimbledon Theatre Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Sep 00 to 1 Oct 00 | Warehouse Theatre Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
