Devastated that a dodgy refereeing decision has condemned their beloved football team to relegation, Cliff and Degsy seek retribution by abducting the referee. As their half-baked plan goes increasingly awry, the captivated official has his Christian faith to draw on whereas his clueless captors can barely muster a coherent thought between them.| 18 Nov 02 to 20 Nov 02 | Stephen Joseph Theatre Scarborough, North Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 Nov 02 to 8 Nov 02 | Playhouse Norwich, Norfolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
