On the night train to his honeymoon, a young man fails to consummate his marriage because he is interrupted by a custom's officer asking, 'Have you anything to declare?' He returns in need of advice and help to restore his now flagging potency. Especially as his new in-laws threaten to hand over their daughter to a rival unless the situation is rectified in three days. The advice he gets takes him to the studio of Zeze, who plies her trade under the guise of being a painter and who gives her clients names like Botticelli and Watteau. But of course, everyone in the cast seems to have a reason for being at Zeze's, including a camel dealer in search of his lost wife and the police in pursuit of the Vampire of Vincennes.| 12 Dec 01 to 2 Feb 02 | Orange Tree Theatre Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
