Inspired by a newspaper report about the remains of an old lady that were found on a traffic island in the West Midland, the show creates the final expansive moments of Mildred Thomas; an imaginary life that is full of perverse fate, missed opportunity and abandonment. Wild fantasy and grim reality merge in a gentle, humorous and moving story about chance, life choices and the isolation prevalent in people's lives at the start of the 21st century.| 19 May 03 to 24 May 03 | Bloomsbury Theatre Inner London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 May 03 | Broadbent Theatre Lincoln, Lincolnshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 May 03 | Lanternhouse Arts Cumbernauld, North Lanarkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 May 03 | Southport Arts Centre Southport, Merseyside Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 26 Apr 03 | Old Town Hall Arts Centre Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Apr 03 | Town Hall Arts Centre Haverhill, Suffolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 24 Apr 03 | The Library Theatre Luton, Bedfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Apr 03 | Brewery Arts Centre Kendal, Cumbria Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Apr 03 to 16 Apr 03 | The Rondo Bath, Bath & North East Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 Apr 03 | Chipping Norton Theatre Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Apr 03 to 11 Apr 03 | South Hill Park Arts Centre, Wilde Theatre Bracknell, Berkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Apr 03 to 9 Apr 03 | Anglia Ruskin Drama Studio Cambridge, Cambridgeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Apr 03 | Chancellor Hall Chelmsford, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 Apr 03 | The Dukes Lancaster, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 Apr 03 to 3 Apr 03 | Darlington Arts Centre Darlington, County Durham Performance Details => Venue archive |
