The lads of Blue Watch think they are hot enough to pose for the best-selling British Fireman's Calendar. When an ambitious young photographer appears at the station sparks begin to fly between her and randy fireman Sam, who boasts the biggest hose in the service! Based on the real fire-fighters calendar which had its beginnings in Colchester and researched with local firecrews. This production contains some male nudity - Adults Only! Naked Flame website.| 15 May 00 to 20 May 00 | Hull New Theatre Hull, Humberside Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 May 00 to 13 May 00 | Everyman Theatre Cheltenham, Gloucestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 May 00 to 6 May 00 | Grand Theatre Swansea, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Apr 00 to 29 Apr 00 | Mercury Theatre Colchester, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Apr 00 to 22 Apr 00 | Grand Opera House York, North Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Apr 00 to 8 Apr 00 | Grand Opera House Belfast Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 Mar 00 to 1 Apr 00 | Devonshire Park Theatre Eastbourne, East Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 Mar 00 to 25 Mar 00 | Lighthouse (previously known as Poole Arts Centre) Poole, Dorset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 Feb 00 to 4 Mar 00 | Gordon Craig Theatre Stevenage, Hertfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 22 Feb 00 to 26 Feb 00 | Darlington Hippodrome (formerly Civic Theatre) Darlington, County Durham Performance Details => Venue archive |
