Victor Smiley and his wife Joan have been married for a long time. But Victor secretly loathes Joan and is getting attention elsewhere. And Joan is bored stiff by Victor, whose irritating ways are driving her mad. The marriage has reached a crisis point and Victor decides there is only one way to get Joan out of his life forever... but he's about to get a nasty surprise.| 22 Apr 14 to 26 Apr 14 | Richmond Theatre Outer London Greater London |
| 15 Apr 14 to 19 Apr 14 | Opera House Manchester Greater Manchester |
| 8 Apr 14 to 13 Apr 14 | New Victoria Theatre Woking Surrey |
| 31 Mar 14 to 5 Apr 14 | Milton Keynes Theatre Milton Keynes Buckinghamshire |
| 24 Mar 14 to 29 Mar 14 | Arts Theatre Cambridge Cambridgeshire |
| 17 Mar 14 to 22 Mar 14 | King's Theatre Glasgow Glasgow |
| 10 Mar 14 to 15 Mar 14 | Wycombe Swan High Wycombe Buckinghamshire |
| 3 Mar 14 to 7 Mar 14 | Derby Theatre Derby Derbyshire |
| 24 Feb 14 to 1 Mar 14 | Belgrade Theatre Coventry West Midlands |
| 17 Feb 14 to 22 Feb 14 | Hall for Cornwall Truro Cornwall |
| 10 Feb 14 to 15 Feb 14 | Malvern Theatres Malvern Worcestershire |
| 3 Feb 14 to 8 Feb 14 | Mayflower Theatre Southampton Hampshire |
| 27 Jan 14 to 1 Feb 14 | Theatre Royal Brighton East Sussex |
| 20 Jan 14 to 25 Jan 14 | Theatre Royal Norwich Norfolk |
| 13 Jan 14 to 18 Jan 14 | Theatre Royal Bath Bath & North East Somerset |
| 8 Jan 14 to 11 Jan 14 | The Orchard Dartford Kent |
