Fizz: What am I like? Oooh! Oooh! I'm like jaffa cakes and strawberry toothpaste and sparkly eyeshadow and jazz shoes and jelly shots and ping pong balls and puppies and kittens! Viv: Moss, Not Kate, obviously. The stuff you get on conservatory roofs and tombstones. Is that enough?Author Catherine Semark. Author Philippa Waller.