Find the best John Kearns - Varnishing Days comedy tickets at City Varieties Music Hall, Leeds. Winner of the Fosters Edinburgh Comedy Award 2014 & Newcomer Prize 2013. The Varnishing Days is the heart-stopping, glasses-dropping, hard-rocking, wig-shaking, levothyroxine-taking, knee-knocking, boot-licking, justifying, teeth rattling, digressing new show from stand up comedian to the stars John Kearns.