"I am the Edith fucking Piaf of the empty womb. Je ne regrettay fucking rien." Jude has always known she doesn't want kids. Her sister Susie isn't sure if her ovaries are twinging or if she just needs a wee. One day, in a cafe full of 'yummy mummies', Jude loses the plot and kicks a pram. Then gets arrested. Then gets sent to anger management. Susie goes along for the ride and uses the opportunity to confess a secret. Not suitable for younger audiences.
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