| 3 Jun 03 | His Majesty's Theatre Aberdeen Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 Apr 02 | Wycombe Swan High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 13 Apr 02 | City Hall Salisbury, Wiltshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 Apr 02 | Hall for Cornwall Truro, Cornwall Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Apr 02 | Royal & Derngate Northampton, Northamptonshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Apr 02 | South Holland Centre Spalding, Lincolnshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Apr 02 | The Stables Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Apr 02 | Corn Exchange Cambridge, Cambridgeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 Apr 02 | Regent Centre Christchurch, Dorset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Apr 02 | St David's Hall Cardiff, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 27 Mar 02 | New Theatre Royal Lincoln, Lincolnshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 26 Mar 02 | Darlington Hippodrome (formerly Civic Theatre) Darlington, County Durham Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 24 Mar 02 | Cliffs Pavilion Southend-on-Sea, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Mar 02 | Bacon Theatre Cheltenham, Gloucestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 22 Mar 02 | Assembly Hall Theatre Tunbridge Wells, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 Mar 02 | Corn Exchange Newbury, Berkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 Mar 02 | Telford Theatre Telford, Shropshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Mar 02 | Fairfield Halls Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Mar 02 | Queen's Theatre Hornchurch Hornchurch, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Mar 02 | Malvern Theatres Malvern, Worcestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 Mar 02 | Buxton Opera House Buxton, Derbyshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 13 Mar 02 | Bridgewater Hall Manchester, Greater Manchester Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 Mar 02 | Jersey Opera House St Helier, Channel Islands Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Mar 02 | Richmond Theatre Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Mar 02 | Marlowe Theatre Canterbury, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Mar 02 | Dorking Halls Dorking, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Mar 02 | Warwick Arts Centre Coventry, West Midlands Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 Mar 02 | Town Hall Reading, Berkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
Witty and entertaining songs with Clive's acerbic commentary on life. "the perfect remedy to chat show doldrums" The Stage
