Stephen and Phil dream of becoming Stan and Ollie but their cabaret act is as close as they can get. They're getting better, but real life starts to intrude on their rehearsals. There are both one act and full length versions of this play.| 8 May 99 | Lawrence Batley Theatre Huddersfield, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 May 99 | Arc Theatre Trowbridge, Wiltshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 May 99 | Wyllyotts Theatre Potters Bar, Hertfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 May 99 | Chipping Norton Theatre Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 May 99 to 3 May 99 | The King's Head Theatre Inner London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 Apr 99 to 1 May 99 | The Quay at Sudbury Sudbury, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 29 Apr 99 | Castle Theatre Wellingborough, Northamptonshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Apr 99 | King's Lynn Arts Centre Kings Lynn, Norfolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Apr 99 | Thame Leisure Centre Thame, Oxfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
