A play about the goings on of a pair of northern business men determined to retire to their dream villa in Spain. Norman and Stanley enlist the delights of two 'sophisticated ladies of the night' to ensure their buyers' needs are fully met in all departments, but the last thing they expect is a surprise visit from their wives. Plans go further awry when the clients assume the wives to be the women they've come to meet, leaving Norman and Stanley desperately hoping they'll get through the night without giving anything away!| 11 Jun 01 to 16 Jun 01 | Theatre Royal Plymouth Plymouth, Devon Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Jun 01 to 9 Jun 01 | Theatre Royal Norwich, Norfolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 May 01 to 2 Jun 01 | Theatre Royal Bath, Bath & North East Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 May 01 to 26 May 01 | Yvonne Arnaud Theatre Guildford, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 May 01 to 19 May 01 | Malvern Theatres Malvern, Worcestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 May 01 to 12 May 01 | The Orchard Dartford, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 Apr 01 to 5 May 01 | Regent Theatre Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Apr 01 to 28 Apr 01 | Palace Theatre Manchester, Greater Manchester Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Apr 01 to 21 Apr 01 | Blackpool Grand Theatre Blackpool, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Apr 01 to 14 Apr 01 | Arts Theatre Cambridge, Cambridgeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Apr 01 to 7 Apr 01 | Devonshire Park Theatre Eastbourne, East Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 27 Mar 01 to 31 Mar 01 | Mercury Theatre Colchester, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
