South African comedian and satirist Pieter-Dirk Uys with a new show about the trials and tribulations of sex which, due to the AIDS crisis, has replaced apartheid as South Africa's living nightmare.| 18 May 03 | Theatre Royal Brighton, East Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 May 03 | Croydon Clocktower: David Lean Cinema Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 May 03 | The Point Eastleigh, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 May 03 | Marlowe Theatre Canterbury, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 May 03 | Arts Centre Colchester, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 13 May 03 | Forum Studio Theatre (formerly the Chester Gateway) Chester, Cheshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 May 03 | Middlesbrough Theatre Middlesbrough, Cleveland Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 May 03 to 10 May 03 | Contact Theatre Manchester, Greater Manchester Performance Details => Venue archive |
