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Worst thing you've ever been given? Come on now, think. You know. The kind of gift that someone give you and immediately you wish they hadn't bothered. I can see by your faces you're recalling the same kind of crap as I am: the itchy knitted polo-neck from your gran. fake perfume bought from a man in the street that you know for certain will not make you smell like Britney Spears, a box of sugared almonds... I mean are they even edible? Well I've got one of those gifts. Way worse than the one you're thinking about just now. Problem is I'm stuck with it. No receipt. Can't return it or even give it away in one of those charity bags that come through the door. You see, the problem is me. I'm gifted.