Inspired by a newspaper report about the remains of an old lady that were found on a traffic island in the West Midland, the show creates the final expansive moments of Mildred Thomas; an imaginary life that is full of perverse fate, missed opportunity and abandonment. Wild fantasy and grim reality merge in a gentle, humorous and moving story about chance, life choices and the isolation prevalent in people's lives at the start of the 21st century.| 9 May 02 | Royal Forest of Dean Theatre Coleford, Gloucestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 May 02 | Theatr Gwynedd Bangor, Gwynedd Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 May 02 | EM Forster Theatre Tonbridge, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 May 02 | The Radlett Centre Radlett, Hertfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 May 02 | Wakefield Arts Centre Wakefield, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 Apr 02 | The Spa Theatre Bridlington, Humberside Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Apr 02 to 27 Apr 02 | Home Theatre Manchester, Greater Manchester Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 22 Apr 02 to 24 Apr 02 | Northern Stage Newcastle upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 Apr 02 | St Donats Arts Centre Cardiff, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Apr 02 | Hazlitt Theatre Maidstone, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 18 Apr 02 | The Point Eastleigh, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Apr 02 to 17 Apr 02 | Theatre Royal Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 Apr 02 | Wyeside Arts Centre Builth Wells, Powys Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 Apr 02 | Regal Centre Worksop, Nottinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Apr 02 | Toot Hill Theatre Bingham, Nottinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Apr 02 | The Eastwood Studio Theatre Southend-on-Sea, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Apr 02 | Epsom Playhouse Epsom, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 Mar 02 | West End Centre Aldershot, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 27 Mar 02 | The Hawth Crawley, West Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 26 Mar 02 | Bridport Arts Centre Bridport, Dorset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Mar 02 | Borough Theatre Abergavenny, Monmouthshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 Mar 02 | Arts Centre Aberystwyth, Ceredigion Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 Mar 02 | Sherman Theatre Cardiff, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Mar 02 | Minster Theatre Southwell, Nottinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 18 Mar 02 | mac birmingham - Midlands Arts Centre Birmingham, West Midlands Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Mar 02 | Camberley Theatre (previously Artslink) Camberley, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Mar 02 | Unity Theatre Liverpool, Merseyside Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 Mar 02 | The Citadel Arts St Helens, Merseyside Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 13 Mar 02 | Rosehill Theatre Whitehaven, Cumbria Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 Mar 02 | The Arts Centre (Rose Theatre) Ormskirk, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Mar 02 | The Quay at Sudbury Sudbury, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Mar 02 to 8 Mar 02 | Stahl Theatre Oundle, Northamptonshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 Mar 02 | Playhouse Norwich, Norfolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Mar 02 | The Roadmender Northampton, Northamptonshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 Feb 02 to 2 Mar 02 | Theatre Royal Bath, Bath & North East Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 26 Feb 02 to 27 Feb 02 | Stag Theatre Sevenoaks, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 Feb 02 | The Wightman Shrewsbury, Shropshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Feb 02 to 20 Feb 02 | Arena Theatre Wolverhampton, West Midlands Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 12 Feb 02 to 16 Feb 02 | Theatre Royal Plymouth Plymouth, Devon Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 31 Jan 02 to 1 Feb 02 | The Maltings Theatre (formely Maltings Arts Centre) St Albans, Hertfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
