Everyone calls him Daft Dave. He's never really had a girlfriend and sex is something he sees on the telly. He's a gardener for the council who lives with his mam. When best mate, Micky, re-launches him as a gigolo, Daft Dave is catapulted into the hostile world of desperate women hell-bent on a good time. With two bits of advice gleaned from the internet, one - not all women are pretty, and two - not all women are women, the lifelong loveable friendship of Micky and Daft Dave is yet again put to the test. To add insult to injury, Daft Dave falls hopelessly in love.| 16 May 05 to 21 May 05 | Hull Truck Theatre Hull, Humberside Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 May 05 | Telford Theatre Telford, Shropshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 May 05 | Pavilion Theatre Rhyl, Denbighshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 May 05 | Waterside Arts Centre Sale, Cheshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 May 05 | Roses Theatre Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 May 05 | Beaufort Theatre Ebbw Vale, Gwent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 29 Apr 05 | Grand Theatre Lancaster, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 Apr 05 to 16 Apr 05 | Theatre Royal Wakefield Wakefield, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Apr 05 to 9 Apr 05 | Middlesbrough Theatre Middlesbrough, Cleveland Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 6 Apr 05 | Playhouse Alnwick, Northumberland Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 Apr 05 | Brewery Arts Centre Kendal, Cumbria Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 Apr 05 | Wyeside Arts Centre Builth Wells, Powys Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 Apr 05 | Hafren (formerly Theatre Hafren) Newtown, Powys Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 31 Mar 05 | Torch Theatre Milford Haven, Pembrokeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 29 Mar 05 | The Riverfront Newport, Gwent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 22 Mar 05 | Strode Theatre Street, Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 18 Mar 05 | The Point Eastleigh, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 Mar 05 | Pomegranate Theatre Chesterfield, Derbyshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Mar 05 | Muni Arts Centre Pontypridd, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Mar 05 to 9 Mar 05 | Guild Hall and Charter Theatre Preston, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Mar 05 | Buxton Opera House Buxton, Derbyshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Feb 05 | Parr Hall Warrington, Cheshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 27 Jan 05 to 19 Feb 05 | Hull Truck Theatre Hull, Humberside Performance Details => Venue archive |
