A story of friendship, fish pie and flick-to-kick football. Andy Green's dad needs a recipe for toast. He thinks that Tortilla fought King Kong and that Tiramisu played midfield for Brazil in the 1974 World Cup. In short, he's rubbish. Good at Subbuteo; hopeless with spaghetti. So when Andy's mum dies, Andy does the decent thing - he takes a month off work and moves back home with his dad to teach him how to cook. Fighting memories - and occasionally each other - and threatening the sanity of friends and neighbours, not to mention Andy's new girlfriend, the pair boil pans, set grills on fire, and worse, in an attempt to avoid a diet of pickled beetroot and jam sandwiches (not necessarily in that order). Can their relationship survive? Or is this is one kitchen nightmare even Gordon Ramsay couldn't fix?| 6 May 10 to 8 May 10 | Theatre Royal Wakefield Wakefield, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 29 Apr 10 | Darlington Arts Centre Darlington, County Durham Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 24 Apr 10 | The Maltings Berwick-on-Tweed, Northumberland Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 Apr 10 | Square Chapel Arts Centre Halifax, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Apr 10 to 9 Apr 10 | The Carriageworks Leeds, West Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 Apr 10 | The Met Bury, Greater Manchester Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 22 Mar 10 to 27 Mar 10 | Harrogate Theatre Harrogate, North Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Mar 10 | Waterside Arts Centre Sale, Cheshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 Jan 10 to 20 Feb 10 | Hull Truck Theatre Hull, Humberside Performance Details => Venue archive |
