John Godber's raunchy snowbound comedy brings together two British couples in ill-advised designer romper suits and fluffy earmuffs, who are out to show everyone else how to do it on and off the slopes! Throw in a sexy sun-tanned ski instructor who is well known for his downhill skills and you're guaranteed an avalanche of laugher and disasters. The show contains nudity.| 20 Apr 99 to 24 Apr 99 | Theatre Royal Bath, Bath & North East Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Apr 99 | Buxton Opera House Buxton, Derbyshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Apr 99 | Grand Opera House York, North Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Apr 99 | The Gantry Southampton, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Apr 99 | Assembly Rooms Ludlow, Shropshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 10 Apr 99 | Beacon Arts Centre (formerly Arts Guild Theatre) Greenock, Inverclyde Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Apr 99 | Carnegie Hall Dunfermline, Fife Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 8 Apr 99 | Queen's Hall Arts Centre Hexham, Northumberland Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Apr 99 | Epstein Theatre Liverpool, Merseyside Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Apr 99 | Whitley Bay Playhouse Whitley Bay, Tyne and Wear Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 Apr 99 | Town Hall Loughborough, Leicestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 Mar 99 | The Quay at Sudbury Sudbury, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 29 Mar 99 | Beck Theatre Outer London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 Mar 99 | Castle Hall Hertford, Hertfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 27 Mar 99 | De La Warr Pavilion Bexhill-on-Sea, East Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 26 Mar 99 | Civic Centre Theatre Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Mar 99 | Roses Theatre Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 22 Mar 99 to 24 Mar 99 | South Hill Park Arts Centre, Wilde Theatre Bracknell, Berkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 Mar 99 | Beaufort Theatre Ebbw Vale, Gwent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 19 Mar 99 | Theatr Brycheiniog (Brecon Theatre) Brecon, Powys Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 18 Mar 99 | Wyeside Arts Centre Builth Wells, Powys Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Mar 99 | Strode Theatre Street, Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Mar 99 | Wyvern Theatre Swindon, Wiltshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 13 Mar 99 | Epsom Playhouse Epsom, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 Mar 99 to 12 Mar 99 | The Harlequin Redhill, Surrey Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Mar 99 | Brewhouse Theatre and Arts Centre Taunton, Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Mar 99 | Brewhouse Theatre and Arts Centre Taunton, Somerset Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Mar 99 | The Landmark Ilfracombe, Devon Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Mar 99 | The Landmark Ilfracombe, Devon Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Mar 99 to 6 Mar 99 | The Central Theatre Chatham, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Mar 99 to 6 Mar 99 | The Central Theatre Chatham, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 Mar 99 | Festival Halls Corby, Northamptonshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 4 Mar 99 | Festival Halls Corby, Northamptonshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Mar 99 | Prince of Wales Centre Cannock, Staffordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Mar 99 | Prince of Wales Centre Cannock, Staffordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 Mar 99 | South Holland Centre Spalding, Lincolnshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 2 Mar 99 | South Holland Centre Spalding, Lincolnshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 Mar 99 | Palace Theatre Mansfield, Nottinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 1 Mar 99 | Palace Theatre Mansfield, Nottinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 Feb 99 | The Spotlight (formerly Broxbourne Civic Hall) Hoddesdon, Hertfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 Feb 99 | The Spotlight (formerly Broxbourne Civic Hall) Hoddesdon, Hertfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Feb 99 | Capitol Horsham (formerly Horsham Arts Centre) Horsham, West Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Feb 99 | Capitol Horsham (formerly Horsham Arts Centre) Horsham, West Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Feb 99 to 24 Feb 99 | Theatre Royal Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Feb 99 to 24 Feb 99 | Theatre Royal Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
