Pat has finally snapped! Her husband started to put a new kitchen sink in years ago and she's had it with washing up on the loo. Downstairs neighbour 72-year old Mary is caught between Barley White and Coffee Cream, but what is her obsession with Acrylic Matt and Gloss? Single mum Katerina thinks her job as a decorator, is her passport to independence. A DIY disaster brings together three very different women and unearths more than dry rot under the floorboards!| 22 Nov 06 | Darwen Library Theatre Darwen, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 Aug 06 to 1 Sep 06 | Mull Little Theatre Dervaig, Argyll and Bute Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 Aug 06 | Playhouse Alnwick, Northumberland Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 May 06 | The Met Bury, Greater Manchester Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 May 06 | Burnley Mechanics Burnley, Lancashire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 27 Apr 06 | Georgian Theatre Royal Richmond, North Yorkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 Apr 06 | The Maltings Berwick-on-Tweed, Northumberland Performance Details => Venue archive |
