VenueWhite Bear
TownInner London
CountyGreater London
From19th December 2023
To22nd December 2023
What is currently on at White Bear (V256)

Mother F*cking Christmas!

Mother F*cking Christmas!T846868326
Mandy Evans, from the small town of Merthyr Tydfil in the South Wales Valleys, has never been one to settle for the mundane things in life. She doesn't cook or clean and definitely never ever wants kids! She's not one for completing tasks either - especially the long, boring, arduous ones! She'd much rather skip off with a large gin, in pursuit of happier, more fulfilling adventures. This is not such a problem at twenty-one, but at forty-five... Well to some, it's a little embarrassing! together... One minute Mandy's spending Christmas night alone, sat on her dead Nan's sofa, in her old empty house, watching Christmas films amidst a plethora of gin and bad gingerbread... The next minute, a newly divorced Santa Claus is blocking the telly with his amazing abs, declaring her the love of his life and offering her a taste of his candy cane - forever! Can she finally rise to the challenge and stick it out for once? Will true love be enough to help her non-maternal self take care of a thousand elves? Can she defy the odds and win the Mother Christmas Crown in the ultimate Bake-Off? Is being Mrs Claus enough or does she really need to be Mother F*cking Christmas too?
Author Lindsey-Anne Barnes

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Performer Lindsey-Anne Barnes
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