A play based on the life and writings of Quentin Crisp. While waiting for the arrival of yet more visitors to his overcrowded and famously filthy apartment in the East Village, 91-year-old Quentin reflects on life, the century he has lived through, and subjects as diverse as Princess Diana, Ophrah Winfrey and oral sex. The play has been written with Quentin's full co-operation and with exclusive use of his New York diaries. It provides a fascinating insight into the thinking of one of the most original English eccentrics, who lived alone in a tiny bedsit that hasn't been dusted for eighteen years. Quentin Crisp died after the run of this play began in November 1999.| 20 May 02 | South Hill Park Arts Centre, Wilde Theatre Bracknell, Berkshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 17 May 02 to 18 May 02 | Oxford Playhouse Oxford, Oxfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 15 May 02 | Theatre Royal Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 11 Apr 02 | Epstein Theatre Liverpool, Merseyside Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 9 Apr 02 | Buxton Opera House Buxton, Derbyshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 29 Mar 02 to 31 Mar 02 | Brighton Dome Brighton, East Sussex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 28 Mar 02 | The Quay Arts Centres Newport, Isle of Wight Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 26 Mar 02 to 27 Mar 02 | NST Campus Southampton, Hampshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Mar 02 | Gordon Craig Theatre Stevenage, Hertfordshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 22 Mar 02 | Sherman Theatre Cardiff, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 21 Mar 02 | Taliesin Arts Centre Swansea, Glamorgan Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 20 Mar 02 | Torch Theatre Milford Haven, Pembrokeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 14 Feb 02 to 16 Feb 02 | The Tron Glasgow Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 13 Feb 02 | Adam Smith Theatre Kirkcaldy, Fife Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 7 Feb 02 to 9 Feb 02 | The Lowry Salford, Greater Manchester Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Feb 02 to 6 Feb 02 | Warwick Arts Centre Coventry, West Midlands Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 31 Jan 02 to 2 Feb 02 | Mercury Theatre Colchester, Essex Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 30 Jan 02 | Hazlitt Theatre Maidstone, Kent Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 25 Jan 02 to 26 Jan 02 | Lakeside Arts Centre Nottingham, Nottinghamshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 23 Jan 02 to 24 Jan 02 | Royal & Derngate Northampton, Northamptonshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 16 Jan 02 to 19 Jan 02 | Arts Theatre Cambridge, Cambridgeshire Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 5 Dec 01 to 12 Jan 02 | RADA Studios (formely Drill Hall Arts Centre) Inner London, Greater London Performance Details => Venue archive |
| 3 Aug 01 to 27 Aug 01 | The Fringe Office Edinburgh Performance Details => Venue archive |
